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I don't get why people suggest those languages. Python has the crazy whitespace issue while JavaScript is hard to just dive into unless you use a website like Codepen (http://codepen.io). I'd suggest Java or C# as a first language.

What's "crazy whitespace issue"?

Also:

  1. install nodejs
  2. echo "console.log('Hello World!')" > hello.js
  3. node hello.js
    and you just wrote and executed "Hello World" in javascript. How would that list look with Java? ;)