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YOU ARE THE KING OF SKIMMING.

and NO ONE reads the promotional stuff!!! LOL
aren't you supposed to know all this stuff???? you're the one who is like "blah blah blah attention span blah blah blabbity blah"

YOU.
skim

NOT.
me,

you skim so much, you go skimmy dipping!

Hahahahaah
Skimmy Dipping

hehehehe YES. you. how dare you say me!!! its you pal!!!

rubber:glue
bounce:stick

that's what I've been trying to say! glad we agree that you are the Skim Milk of the dairy world.