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That sounds like a fair deal. Have a nice drive to Colorado!

!BEER and !PIZZA

Oh, I thought you delivered..? I'll just take the pizza and beer, then.
!CIGARETTES and !COUGHSUPPRESSANTS and !ANTIOXIDANTS

Is Yolo gonna be ok?

No, unfortunately we don't deliver. I guess I'll just keep this pork sandwich as my shift meal then. Yolo is doing fine but he's been a lot louder ever since losing his muffler in Lake City.

Damn sounds like he had one hell of a party in Lake City.

Yeah he was hanging out with a bunch of local good for nothing tractors and ATVs all night and had some trouble driving in a straight line the next day which is why he hit that pothole so hard. I told him if he wanted a new muffler he'd have to install it himself cause there's no way I'm doing it for him. So far he hasn't done shit about it but hey that's his problem not mine.

Ha! Probably spent his muffler money on more beer.