Ever get to the point where you have to make some pictures or implode? I seems to be getting like that a lot lately. Here are today's oddities.
This was originally an image of an apple with teeth that I saved from somewhere, and today I played about with it. For some reason I really hate Apple computers so I thought it would be great for their next advertising campaign.
This one was a photo of a huge spider that I took at the zoo, and decided it needed to become an ode to virus mania.
Originally a pen drawing that I did of a freak woman with quad breasts and TV reception, it seems appropriate for our modern SUBMIT world so I tarted it all up a bit.
This was an image I found of some satan worshiping heavy metal twat with a freemason guitar neck, so I gave him a nice muzzle.
And this is another one of my pen drawings that I revved up a bit using Infinite Painter and Snapseed. We really are living in a clown world aren't we?
You are a prolific computer artist. A Vincent Van Gogh of your time. Maybe you were an artist in a former life. Get yourself regressed to find out.
Couldn't I just cut off an ear and see if it feels good?
No, that has already been done, you need a new angle.
Maybe I could inject myself with poison and see if I feel really good!
That sounds cool, the poison may give your talent a real boost.. The landing may be a bit messy but hell life is about taking chances. Didn't Eric Clapton get inspired to make a new song after taking a jab.
First, this is 184 words 😁
Secondly, what do you used to redesign these photos, giving them a new life ?
By the way, I love the energy but Apple's fans do not think their products are faker than fuck
Wait a minute, fuck isn't fake, it's sweet, juicy, and addicting, if you happen to have it with someone who pays attention to the details of your body
He or she is likely to get you to the moon, every time, you reach ecstasy.
Not my words.... My twin is using my account 🤣🤣
Ahahahhaa yes.
I'm tweaking them on a big Samsung S7 tablet, using Snapseed, Infinite Painter, Chroma Lab, Mirror Lab, and Cartoon Pro - I have other apps but always seem to use those because they are my favourites.
With Apple, I think Google and Microsoft are every bit as evil, but Apple pretend to be good. And I can get all software for microsoft free because it's all pirated, and Android nearly is free - the dearest of those apps cost about $10 for a pro version. I do use Linux (Mint) too, but for art, Android on a tablet is fast and intuitive.
I would love to get a feel of that Samsung S7 tablet.
I am sure @frot will borrow you his 🙂
Haha, I don't think so! That is his companion😄👍
Hahahhah.... Oh you knew?
This is so nice of you to be considerate
Oh yeah! It's an asset to him and it will be tough to let go of it.
I'll look into these apps, thanks for the recommendation
I guess you are right, lol
Point well noted, and we'll received
No, please, we've had enough 😩
Wow another wonderful post,this is my first time of seeing apple that has teath.amazing post.
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No :P
I do hate apple products though :D
LOL - you do about 10 memes a day!
I do precisely one meme per day because I don't have time and inspiration for more :P
You are weirder than me, and I am on weird tablets prescribed by a weird doctor.
I stick to natural hemp based products!
I grow my own :-) Ruderalis skunk innit bro.
is this awesome or what?
Look like a real beast, bit heavy on the wrists though.
I have a single sided swingarm Aprilia in the garage.
Hehe, that apple looks weird! Where have the eyes gone?😁
Hahaha😄🤣🤣🤣
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BEERKING.I like clown invasion and the virus spider. Perhaps these pics best reflect the horror of this age.
Before giving the vaccine the doctor says, "This won't hurt much... until tomorrow morning. Then take some Tylenol... and remember no alcohol of physical activities for 7 days."
Three tylenol's later:
7 days?
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babahahah - loved the Masonic Guitar solos faux album cover.
Great art dude, some bright color injected into my rather droll evening. thanks
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I hate apple and Microsoft. I use Ubuntu. I love this photo.
I used Ubuntu for a while about 10 years ago, then tested a bunch of other distros and ended up choosing Mint. I have a Linux computer for cryptos and a Windows computer for using Photoshop and Outlook.
I'm much faster on Wndows 7. Wouldn't use Windows 10 though, that is appalling.
I grew up on Windows, they can be fast, I've used and I've liked Apple. I started on Ubuntu in 2007. I've tried Mint and others. I've been using Ubuntu Mate since like 2015 or whenever the main Ubuntu distros switched to the Unity desktop or user interface (UI).
Photoshop is good. On Ubuntu Mate, as an alternative, I generally use Inkscape and GIMP. I don't know which programs might be the best at competing with Photoshop. I'm supposed to know things like that. That's another thing I need to do. I've looked at Outlook but I prefer using Proton Mail. Well, I guess Outlook is like an app as opposed to being just a website. Someday, I probably should consider Outlook or other email apps.
Most computer viruses are said to be designed for Windows. On top of that, they say Apple, Windows, Android, Google in general, Amazon, etc, spy on their users, etc. So, I prefer staying away from the Tech Giants who are Control Freaks. I don't like Facebook, Twitter, etc. A few minutes ago, I was stuck looking around trying to change my Google password. I was in a YouTube account of mine. It's not like I've not done it before. I eventually found it but it felt like they make things so difficult sometimes. And I'm like a computer geek. I have no idea what an average user might do or how they might feel with things like that.
scary
The fuckers have just started spamming me today :)