"I'm the idiot not getting paid and having to listen to this type of stupid shit you're writing. Completely clueless of the fact that I made 1 dollar spent be worth 2."
I'm sure you would work alone without an agency. Hire 1 web dev for 500$ from Upwork or fiverr for onboarding and build yourself marketing texts,
The result would be better.
"to this type of stupid shit, you're writing"
LMAO, I make a living out of marketing for close to a decade now. So yeah I think my experience is deeper.
It was from day 1 a waste. Wasting time on something stupid doesn't make it good, lol.