A friend of my Human worked for the US Government in some "security" capacity; his favorite think was to leave "fake breadcrumbs" on the laptop he used in public. If hackers poked around and got "account information" and such, next thing they knew, they were looking at the front end of the NSA or NORAD or something; if they persisted, there was always the chance that several black SUVs would be dispatched... I think it amused him. Maybe he was just "telling stories."
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