lol we invested in a Volt last year. Best investment yet. Electric with gas componenent, fuel economy, though we hardly ever use the gas. And it doesn't add too much to the electricity bill.
I invested in NEO recently, when it was only $7 and it's gaining nicely now. It also has a GAS component lol as we can claim GAS every now and then. NEO generates GAS token.
If only MY gas could take value, then we'd all be rich. No shortage of supply there.
In all seriousness though, I myself have not invested in Bitcoin, because the fees are too much since it's worth so much. Litecoin seems to be the new "norm", though Frank has Bitcoin and a bunch of other cryptos.
Oh, and to your last sentence, I add, unless you're trying to have a baby ;)