Like Moses, I was sent to guide you out of the valley of darkness and pseudoscience into the realm of scientific enlightenment. I’m such a nice guy, I know. No need to thank me.
Oh dear @egotheist. You are such a generous human. Thank you for rescuing me from the hellhole of ignorance. Alas, i can see the beam of enlightenment..Thanks for this post.
Always at your service :)