It Is That Time Of Year Again.

in #punchline7 years ago (edited)

Valentine's Day, or Black Wednesday, as single people call it, is a chance for couples to express their love for one another.

I hope my wife likes the treadmill powered vacuum I bought her.

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might as well get yourself a fleshlight while you're at it

Brilliant. No follow up joke, just mad appreciation.

Wow, I would never have the balls to buy her such a sucky gift.

Me neither. I don't even have the balls to invent it.

bro you are right

Happy valentine to all lovers.