The One-liner a day challenge - day 7 - COM Entry 2

in #punchline7 years ago (edited)

Today I was hired by a political party for a one day job where I observe the election process at the local center

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Job title: Anti-cheating Election observer
Job Requirements: making sure that whenever a booth is empty I walk in and vote for the party that hired me. The irony wasn’t missed on them either.

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I hope you make a few shekels for that. You're going to need them to buy black market toilet paper.

Also, I think it should say "observer badger".

Lovely democracy.

We’re also on our way to become a communist country.

Is observer badget like the arab inspector gadget?

Pretty much, only way less useful.