You get a call from your bank telling you, you are over your limit and your balance is 0. Being confused and mad, you call the police and file a fraud complaint.
You hear a loud car parking in your driveway. As you look through the window, you see your wife in a Lambo.
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Honey, the market went down not up.
That's why I got a red Lambo not green.
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