When you're hiding from your mom so you won't do any chores but she finds you anyway
Blend in, be still and unmoving like the hay, maybe she'll think I'm dead and leave me be
I nominate @brianorozco147 and @danishhharoon to have some fun with #comedyopenmic.
Your mom is hot. I'd bang her.
His hair and the hay bale look the same.