Looks like someone was told that you might actually need to be social on a social media platform.
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While he tries to find someone to sing him "Soft Kitty", why don't you check out these funny posts?
https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/duck-for-cover
https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/how-i-get-throughcostco-on-a-sunday-afternoon
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/oops-a-daisy
https://steemit.com/punchline/@stats-n-lats/types-of-survey-sampling-bias
https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/daily-joke-ned-bearing-the-cross
https://steemit.com/punchline/@theabsolute/groupies
https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/accidentally-setting-your-alarm-on-the-weekend
https://steemit.com/punchline/@thejokester/long-term-crypto-analysis-with-the-crypto-kitties
He wouldn't be in such a sticky situation if he stopped huffing that glue
Remember when wearing short sleeves over long sleeves was cool?