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Last night my 7lb dog dropped a roughly 10lb bomb, I'm convinced.

(Did I actually weight it? No. Did I consider it because I had a couple cocktails? Perhaps...)

Seems like one too few cocktails.

Wow greate article!
Thanks for using the @postdoctor service!

oh he just hasn't flushed for a few weeks now

That also might explain our lack of guests lately.

How did you find a video of my roommate?

A little bit too much fiber in the diet?

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