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it's better if you can't understand them

More importantly, they can't understand me.

Oh man, I just guacamoled my pants... ole!

Oh man you better see a doctor. I don't think it is supposed to look like that.

And your response made me guacamole my shorts.

I'm pretty sure Hola is enough of a vocabulary for her to connect with Spanish people

I'd go with any people on that.