Steemit was actually designed to be the most efficient way for Chuck Norris to redistribute wealth after he acquired all FIAT currency.
When Chuck joined, the userbase went from 80% male to 0.0001% male.
Chuck is the best technical analyst in the world, his insights are considered 'insider trading' and he's been banned from sharing his knowledge in over 300 territories including steemit, the moon and mars. Conspiracy theorists believe he can manipulate the markets with his mind.
12% "marry me"
2% "upvote pls"
22% other64% of all steemit traffic includes the string "@chucknorris".
People create steemit accounts just so they can say they upvoted Chuck, even if it is only $0.003
When he was a child, his first 4 steemit posts were rewarded with 300 upvotes per follower.
Ok, ok, you're good. Test passed and these are now on the blockchain for the real Chuck Norris to see and ultimately recruit you for private martial arts training. Summoning @punchline to endorse your effort as well.