I thought this would be a fun thing to do so I took the time to draw it up. I'm not sure how accurate the ratings will be, but I did go through it a number of times to try and get it as best I could. Let me know if you think anything needs changing.
You may need a pen and paper to take part unless you have a pretty decent memory. I kept that image A4 size so that anyone can print it out if they'd find that easier.
RULES
Start on 0 and add up your score. You may pick multiple answers, or none at all.
If you cannot see properly, simply zoom in on the webpage.
Let us know what result you got in the comments section. I know this must be accurate because I got "that mental bastard."
Invite your followers to play by resteeming this post
Lulz I scored a 165.
@titusfrost, please tell me the earth is round!
The Earth is round lolz.
Wait..You've seen the earth from space?
Lmao! Dayum! You goes balls to the wall, huh?
What's the prize for a score of about 60? A visit from Homeland Security?
That ought to be a new category with a score like that. I think we might have the record here.
Yeah likely. Lulz. Funny test though, I may have to talk about this in a video.
Well it was supposed to be funny, so the post was a success. I'll probably hear about it when you do as I watch a fair few of your videos.
I got 165 too, proud to be a conspiracy truther, but im not bat shit crazy, so this test is not accurate!
As someone who posts regular conspiro shit, I'm sad to say i only scored a 25
Marked for Re-Education
(hopefully, not in the US system)
PS - The Earth is Round You fucking idiots!!!
Thanks for taking the time to have a go. Sounds like the ratings might need tweaking slightly. I will watch closely as other people participate, and when I know what's best to do I can easily change it as I have saved the file.
Actually, it was fun.
My point was a bit of tongue and cheek...not all of us are bat-shit-crae-crae
Well if you're one of the sane ones, perhaps my rankings have worked out better than I thought...
I know a Structural Engineer who will easily prove the Earth is definitely not anything close to a globe.
This post received a 7% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @son-of-satire! For more information, click here!
It seems I am tolerable lol huauaa
This deserves a resteem!
I'm a Batshit Crazy Lunatic & proud! (Scored 115)
Well said, mate.
Batshit crazy lunatic checkin in with a score of 205 ;)
According to society, you definitely live in your mother's basement and think Alex Jones is the Messiah.
Congrats on the new record btw.
Haha, I got 45, but truthfully, some of my real replies fall outside of your chart, so i claim 50. My husband would feel validated by these results lmao!
I also noted the lack of the CIA as JFK assassination vectors.
I must hmmmm...
I get that. I wrote the thing and I still had to skip the one about who runs the world. My beliefs wouldn't have fit in the box. Lol.
Simplification = psyop. My theory is that, like cats, who have been clinically proven to be psychopaths, the elite individuals operate out of Chaotic Evil. Cheetahs, for example, lead solitary lives, but a neighborhood scratchingpost informs all the cheetahs in the vicinity who is in heat, has infants, is in full blush of health, in rut, etc. They don't need a herd animal doctrine of conspiracy. This is THE. "Invisible Hand" which rules Adam Smith economics.
I like your quiz, it was fun and made me think.
Definitely something to think about. Though, I have seen some instances of animals acting far differently from what scientists tell us to expect.
I'm glad you liked it. Many people did, so I may consider doing something similar again in future.
Indeed, in my opinion, science is a powerful tool, but in the hands of tools, it only empowers tool-ery. Aka jackassery. As a philosopher, and a wannabe sacred fool! my thrust is always to dismantle rusty belief systems.
I think this must be some cia plot to identify trouble makers. :)
I showed that I was really illuminati in the display image, but no one seems to care. Simple minded peasants...
Apparently I'm a mental bastard...lmao
Me too, mate. It's all good. Remember that it's society's opinion of you, and I'm sure that you and I consider society to be a mental bastard too.
Nah, society as a whole is well past batshit crazy lunatic in my book. ha
I am barely a Class Citizen: -50
Now, the questions are 1) from what class? and 2) citizen of what nation-state?
I scored a 70. Some of my answers weren't on there though. JFK was assassinated by the CIA. Lady Gaga isn't in the Illuminati but Beyonce totally is.
90 - thank Uranus! I was worried for a moment I might slip into the mainstream, but escaped by the skin of me teef!
The cool thing about the scoring here is I can vote True for strange things: Beiber fans AND interdimensional reptilian beings (whom I have in fact met (seriously) - and maintain integrity - I think?
I'm pretty close to being a Mental Bastard lol
+20 I'm Glad I'm Tolerable.
I am a fine example of public education system. This is hilarious.
That was so funny. I got 65. Apparently I'm mental.
HAHA VERY FUNNY
95, yet I skipped on the Mandela effect question. That was a good one @son-of-satire!
160 !! batshit crazy lunatic!!! But you already knew that! :) btw thanks for lending me that card, will give you it back tomorrow! :)
The scoring looks the wrong way round
What do you mean?
lol flip the scoring it works better =)
This is just a government/alien trap to find all truth knowers! Did I just win?
The short answer....
It Is Important to note that Conspiracy Theory was Invented by the CIA as a label to delegitimize anyone questioning the JFK assassination. Conspiracy's are criminal offences and something very real.
Yeah, I know, mate. This post was somewhat of a piss take. A way of showing how quick society is to judge you based on your beliefs, and that is a direct consequence of what you speak of.
Hey there good buddy , I'm back
The people conspire Many times in their lives ,The people are merely an amazement of hypocrite
You speak as if you are not one of the people?
yes I'm part . Not as much as politicians and media And what supports it
Resteemed so i can jump into this tomorrow again, sounds highly interesting
I love this, and as usual, I am getting the high score!
That's exactly what I got too. Lol.
Get this man a beer!