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Chuck Norris once went on a bicycle ride
and accidentially won the Tour de France.

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Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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Comic Sans and walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.

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