I haven't won @comedyopenmic in ages and it's a damn conspiracy as I am clearly freaking hilarious... @blewitt must have paid them off.. damn jealous SOB.
I actually believe it's a combination of two things. First, @Blewitt tongue punching the judges moist assholes, sucking all of their testosterone out while he's at it. Second, is the fact that he often times threatens to pull out their spine via the urethra. Just add those things together, and hot damn, you've got someones weird fetish brewing.
Not so much a fetish but more of a reoccurring dream where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum. I guess it could turn into a fetish though.
Sounds like the ultimate anime series we've all been waiting for but didn't know. Quick, better go pitch it to Netflix or start a kickstarter! Hurry!