I am sorry Berniefarms but your hair will never be as fabulous as me. For the right amount of steem I may be willing to stud myself out and provide your hair with some quality offspring but they too will have to live in the blinding glare of my beauty also. I am very sorry it is that way but the world is an unfair place.
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Ah, there you are my precious... I thought the clippers finally got you!
It’s ok, no need to be so jelly... I’m sure you will be able to find plenty of elderly women who will prefer you over these stunning locks... but there is a new fro in town.
Kiss your title goodbye, chump! 😘
hit me up about that stud thing.. sounds interesting
I am impervious to any attack from such things.
There is enough of me to go around though. On a side note, you shouldn't talk bad about the love of an elderly woman. You know she means business when she puts her hair up in curlers and takes out her false teeth to give you the gum job of a lifetime. Plus Gram Gram will bake you cookies after a visit to pound town.
Wellll, that escalated quickly...
!dramatoken
Here's your
DRAMA. Don't spend it all in one place!To view or trade
DRAMAgo to steem-engine.com.They will never get to him. They will have to go through me first.
Oh geez... you guys are multiplying!
I do like the beard though, don’t tell anyone 🤫
You should just hope @nedschair doesn't show up. He keeps track of how many times @ned farts on him a day. It is wierd
Did someone mention me? Yeah, about that. Today was horrible. I guess you all went out and he ate something with eggs in it. OH. MY. GOD. I think something died inside that man. It started out as a silent wet warm fart but halfway through it just erupted into the loudest reverberating fart I have ever encountered. It was like when you air up a ballon then just let it fly accross the room. Just pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbppppppppppppppppppp . I honestly thought the elastic in his sphincter had blown out. I need my apolstry steam cleaned after today.
Man.. you guys got dirty in your time off. Make sure you introduce him to @llfarts... could be a match made in heaven 🤷🏻♀️
Haha @llfarts! Hilarious :D
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