Your mom would have liked my dad, and ... I guess he's my surrogate dad.
They both had variations of, "Guys only think about three things: Food, Sex, and the Other Thought."
Of course they would both also say that women are like cars: You have fast, cheap, and reliable. Pick any two.
I would say men are like handbags. It's hard to find a cute white one.
Oh my dad also told my brothers several times, "Never buy anything when you have a hardon."
Though some of my brothers heeded that advice better than others ...
LOL
#pearlsofwisdom
OMG he does sound cut from the same cloth LOL! And especially important to not buy a fast, cheap woman with a hardon...
Have you ever seen the "crazy / hot matrix" video? Great stuff, if you have not...