"Across the border in Idaho, some people take advantage of the neighboring legalized drugs and buy the overpriced weed to smuggle across the state line."
Careful what you say! I smell a Washington/Idaho border checkpoint in the offing... kinda like the "California Border Protection Stations" the state's "first line of defense in our pest exclusion efforts".
Too bad they missed all the tyrants that somehow made their way to Sacramento... ;)