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Meme dump #5: Romantic thoughts, more or less

Crypto trader battlestation during the bear market:

Computer desk covered with cigarette butts, ash, empty cans and plastic jars, and what looks like open piss bottles. The screen shows XBTUSD going down on BitMex.

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If I'm dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you're working on. because that's what people do when they’re in love.
Reply: I'm tired and I thought OP was threatening to date everyone on tumblr

<details><summary>Text </summary>Periods when you know the most about dinosaurs: When you're 4 years old (top). When you've got a degree in paleontology (blip). When your kid is 4 years old (second top).

0xgodking: using her dildo right now I miss her so fucking much

Here's your QWERTY keyboard:

(QWERTY order of keys, but arranged in rows rather than columns.)
QTODJXN37
WYPFKCM48
EUAGLV159
RISHZB260

Telling timeline coincidence:

Michael Saylor: Like #Bitcoin, living things are volatile. Dead things, not so much. Neil deGrass Tyson: One of the fastest ways to learn whether your group is a Cult is to ask a friend who is not in the group.

When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
Crying Wojak:
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon car il est bon.
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.

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I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
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