No original thoughts - rant

in #rant6 years ago

It'll come at no surprise to anyone on any social media platform, but content thieves exist. It's like these people have absolutely no original thought rattling about in that empty skull of theirs and have zero talent whatsoever. So they come onto blockchain sites thinking that they're going to rake in the big bucks because they have all these various trafficked websites and blogs they have bookmarked so surely someone will want to read the content they post if they just copy and paste it for us.

Like yes, we haven't seen that article from XYZ Popular Site before. No we've never seen that article from Gizmodo that you ripped off entirely. We've also never seen that article from ARSTechnica that you blatantly stole. And yes that video of XYZ ultra popular YouTuber, we're totally going to believe that person is you. That's why people like PewDiePie have so many various Facebook accounts that he regularly posts to. How he has the time to actually log into so many various social media accounts on the same platform and regularly update them with differing speech and grammar is beyond me but hey, these popular guys manage to do it somehow, right.

Look, it's painfully obvious you're stealing content, and it's even worse when it is content we've already read on a popular site already. You don't have to copy and paste it into this place. You can seriously just post a link and then tell us a little bit about it, or maybe even give your opinion on it. But who are we kidding here? You don't have an original thought in your head.

You're the kind of idiotic fuckstick that has to be told what to do, what to think, where to go, how to dress and honestly I'm surprised you haven't choked to death on your own saliva by now. I bet if you were completely left to your own devices that you'd accidentally devour your own eyeballs and then wonder why you've gone fucking blind. You're the kind of person that when having sex with the dead hooker you found in a dark alley you somehow miss and stab your dick with a dirty needle.

Can you even read? Is that the problem. You find a computer in a cyber cafe with someone logged into a site and another tab is open with that article and you're just playing around with the computer totally amazed that you can highlight the text then found out that you can copy and paste that text and post it into another site? I bet you felt real good when you learned that trick right? Maybe you now think you're this uber smart elite h4x0r because you managed to copy and paste an article from a popular site over to here.

Or maybe you're so dense that scientists actually study you in order to have a better understanding of black holes. I'm not calling you stupid, but I am saying that your intellect is rivaled by that dog shit I accidentally stepped in this morning. Look, I understand that you main yourself every time you make the attempt to get dressed in the morning only to result in miserably failing, I understand, not all of us can be super smart people that can clothe and feed ourselves. I'm also sorry you had to be transported to the ER for immediate medical attention by paramedic services because while you were fixing yourself breakfast, you had somehow nearly killed yourself with a rubber coated plastic spoon.

I get it, I'm not trying to be mean to you, not by a long shot. I'm just fascinated you're still alive. We're all truly amazed by it really. You're an excellent case study of how resilient life is. And maybe, just maybe, one of these days, someone will have pity on you and will have sex with you, but I'm not banking on it, it may happen it may not. Who knows. Just when the time comes finally for you to have some pity sex and get a chance at reproduction, please avoid accidentally maiming yourself in the process. I know it's a thing that's extremely hard for you to do, but trust me, it's very simple and just take it one step at a time and I'm sure you'll ... and you've already seriously injured yourself trying to masturbate reading this. Fucking great.

You see I fucking told you to take it one step at a time and you've done gone off and hurt yourself. You know what? I'm fucking done. You're on your own. Deal with shit yourself. I can't help you, nobody can.

Turn off your computer and ask to be put into a padded room for the rest of your life for your own safety and protection.

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This might be the most mean-spirited article I've read so far on Steemit.

And I find it absolutely hilarious.

I have a lot of things to bitch about, and honestly I'm tempted to do so. It was therapeutic writing this.

"You're the kind of person that when having sex with the dead hooker you found in a dark alley you somehow miss and stab your dick with a dirty needle."

This was gold, thank you.

Very welcome for the mental image.