- We know all your browsing history so give us your private keys.
- We know all the phone calls you make and pornhub tastes ( Zain Malik - membership) give us your private keys so we can tax you
- We don’t like your views on 3a. cartoons , beer and bacon , gays and women so give us your private keys
Don’t try that sanctimonious self righteous crypto currency is more real than our legacy backed by sovereign capitalism and defensive power
- Your currency is just one of many
- Your institutions are crumbling faster than you can say Justin Payne caused climate change and wears red rocks.
- Evolution is a fact and cars and Elon musk cause more damage than bitcoin mining ⛏ deal with it
- Hemp will be bigger than alcohol look at the edibles market on Amazon
- Sex dolls will be available on Amazon to stop the exploding consensual prostitution mail order bride market ? Essentially an extension of marriage law and legal protection of a trillion dollar industry
- Frictionless Smart Erc20 contracts are already here and global citizens haven’t woken up to it.
- Wechat and Chinese apps will be staying in Chinese - download a translator or get some new friends.
- Bitcoin is racist. There that was funny
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