I hear you about the eye rolls when it comes to kale salad! I get 1-2 kgs of it every week and so when people are visiting sometimes I hear a grumble when they ask what we're eating ;)
This looks lovely and a great mix of ingredients to really tie it all in.
Something I started doing a few years back which made a huge difference was massaging the kale before eating it. When I was studying naturopathy, it came up that it makes it a lot more digestible (even more so if you do it in a little bit of lemon juice and salt!) Just thought I'd share that with you since it changed my life :) Also great to know about that Ranch, I always thought there were eggs in it so I can't wait to try it sometime!
Have a great week <3