Well ... we have a beautiful fluffy cat that wanders around our house, but her fur is that word.
So we have shortened it to "bonation" ─ pronounced :: bon-nay-shun :: because it's not her fault she's beautiful and fluffy.
It's not your fault your beautiful.
I don't know if you're fluffy.
Translate their garbage to the highest possible power, friend. It's the best we can do with 'em.
I call it emotional composting.