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city folks who don't have cars now all think this is a great idea. I don't mind my funkiness but other people's BO bothers me.

imagine small individual 'pods'...small enough to fit inside of hyperloops.
after each occupancy they are steamcleaned , disinfected, perfumed and a pepperment is placed on the seat...

you just described a port-o-potty. I would take the hyperloop places though just because that shit is awesome. Like the Jetsons.