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Stumble across a bear and yell, "Come at me, bro!"

Seriously though, that chop saw looks badass beyond it's intended use. Perfect for the zombie apocalypse.

I like your caption too, about

just a writer in search of pen, paper, and an audience

Very cool! Followed!

I thought i might try to stand my ground with it if a wild hog ever came at me.