Why is Putin threatning to nuke Florida...

in #russia7 years ago (edited)

There’s an electoral campaign going on in Russia. President Putin wants to max out both the turnout and his vote. A large part of Putin’s base appreciates displays of brute force, and would love to see Florida nuked, preferably with TV cameras documenting the show.

  • Florida is the second home of many our oligarchs, close aides of Putin, high-ranking bureaucrats, mob bosses and other people who are the object of everyone’s undying hate

  • The US defeated us in the Cold War, are racing ahead in economy and technology, kicked us out of the Olympic games, and allegedly killed dozens of our hybrid warriors in Syria not so many days ago. Time for payback, people say. Or fantasizing about it.

  • We’re experiencing a cold spell in Russia nowadays. As the joke goes, this is the traditional Moscow end-of-season offer: “Take three months of Russian winter—get another one for free!” At the same time, a lot of people in Florida are enjoying themselves in the Carribean sun under swaying palms. This is profoundly unfair.

The official propaganda cartoon below shows Putin and the Russian bear behind him breaking through the icefields caused by the global Anglo-Saxon elites. Their ship “Russia” seems to be heading towards the warm Carribean sun. The title: “We’ll make it through!”

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Putin is going to nuke russia right now for daniel angel.