RE: When life gives you lemons...

[novacadian]

Good point @davedickeyyall. At least a lash or two before they hit the road. 😁

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[davedickeyyall]

Actually I mean quit stopping the boat. You want off? Jump and swim mother fucker, Jump. And. Swim

[novacadian]

Noice! A lot less violent with, likely, better results. Ever considered taking on a First Mate's position? 😎🏴‍☠️

[davedickeyyall]

Ever considered taking on a First Mate's position?

It would need to pay exceptionally well and not require any actual work..

[novacadian]

It would need to pay exceptionally well and not require any actual work..

Good job seeking criteria. 😎👍

[davedickeyyall]

Also.. no drug tests. Ever.

[novacadian]

... and no mandated medical procedures.