Funny post! I would have went with: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. That is some gold right there! I can see that hitting trending within minutes. I appreciate what you are doing on the platform. Always putting out great content. As my grade school friend Percival Thompson used to say, you can't put a dog in screen house and expect him to not eat the flies...
Percival was the best... we all miss him... we all do...