100 Dollar Steem By Christmas? - Absolutely

in #satire7 years ago


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There has been quite a lot of speculation about the future STEEM prices on Discord chat recently. I wanted to separate some of the more fanciful theories from facts, and after some digging, I've concluded that STEEM will likely pass 100 dollars very soon, and reach 1 million by the end of the year. That's why I used a picture of a happy girl.


When dealing with absolutes, it's much easier to make predictions. There are some things we know to be true which could effect the price of STEEM. Things like smart contracts, governance, flamingos, and fidget spinners. We know all about those things right? Factor in Neds hair, hard forks, and some great recipes and we end up with a clearer picture of the future.

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Let's do some scientific chart analysis.

After the tumbleweed cleared earlier in the year, things started happening in Asia with investment and flamingos. Once the price of STEEM took off, not even fidget spinners could take it back to previous lows. There were things like corrections and retractions on the way. Crazy shit amirite?

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Based on these factors and with consideration for some inevitabilities, we can make an informed prediction for the future price of STEEM.

The green line might do some loop-the-looping later in the year. This is an effect of parabolic growth. As you can see, my charts are a load of parabollix.

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Conclusion:

Buying STEEM now is like buying Bitcoin back in 1806. We're in the very early stages of early adaption. We're literally rolling around in wealth and rubbing it in our faces like some avant-garde Czech film about consumerism. Time to stop rubbing that wealth in our faces and start putting it into our satchels, like a Xanax addicted Kangaroo on the darknet for the first time. You know exactly what I'm talking about. August first. That's all I'm saying.

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Hands down the best scientific chart I have seen to date for steem😝

I agree that these are these earlier, Wild West days, like that of bitcoin.

I am in it for the ride and certainly excited to see which way she corkscrews out of here, hopefully right pass the moon.
😝😏😎

Power up , 💪HODL👍 strong & Steem on 🐳

Thanks man. Yeah when the chart breaks the laws of physics, you know the coin is gonna moon. 😝

BTW, I've been away from the Steem for about three months, what happens on August first that I should get super excited and freak out about?

Honestly, I don't know. But my source was reliable. So I'm gonna spend August first sitting at my laptop drinking coffee, waiting for something interesting to happen. That's how I spend most days, but whatever.

Well thanks for the hot tip bro, I'm gonna do the same just in case, but also since that's how I spend most days too. Except replace the sitting with lying in bed in my underpants with my laptop resting on my gut, and replace the coffee with beer and/or energy drinks and/or coffee.

Man, that is some serious science chart-a-ma-jigs you got goin there. Looks like now is the time to buy like crazy, or at least drop a couple hundred on Steem like I did 8 months ago when I first found out about it and the price was around $1.20 and sure to straight moon, and then not buy any when the price was at around $0.10 and sure to go straight doge. Good analysis bro! To the moon!!!

You make me FOMO again :D

Get posting dank memes. There's still time.

Great prediction, Bitcoin...
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you are very amazing

Eh thanks dude!

LOLOLOLOL!

Thanks for a big smile! :D
😄😇😄

@creatr

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This is how you already know, it's gonna be nuts!

Great charts... flawless plotting !! {genuflects graciously to the chart wizz} ... thanks for sharing {sprints off to mortgage the wife, wash masheen, dog, mother -in - law.... rushes back inside...drops dog}..... I gonna buy me some Steem

Sell EVERYTHING

No No No... not the dog..he feeds on debt collectors, in-laws, bernie sanders and ex-lovers ...{drops to knees} 'Can I please keep my dog?'

Air tight!

What could possibly go wrong?

Thanks, you taught me something new- "Loop-the-looping" an effect of parabolic growth. Haha. I am going to buy myself a Lambo.

STEEM is gonna mess with the space-time continuum.

No doubt about that!

Hmm maybe I've been living in a hole for a while but what's so important about August 1st?

Thanks for asking. I was afraid to ask. Haha.

Just checking to see if anyone actually read the whole post.
Or was I?
Nah, seriously though. Something big is happening on August first.
I hear.

For steemit or something that will affect steemit?

Honestly, I don't know. But my source was reliable. So I'm gonna spend August first sitting at my laptop drinking coffee, waiting for something interesting to happen. That's how I spend most days, but whatever.

Hahaha oh brilliant as long as it's something big in the right direction for Steemit!
Oh just checked the calender I may be working the evening so might be able to do the same 😂

I like it but your aiming low I am aiming for $1,000 Steem! We would pass Dash and Ethereum! We are the only coin back by an actual social media platform so why not? Steemit is more comparable to a social media company like Facebook then a payment network!

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I like the charts. very humorous.

Now this is good stuff right here.

Based on your chart I sold my house, used the proceeds to buy Steem, and expect to convert that into a moderately sized island in January of 2018.

Thank you for your great work!

I'll visit you, in my SPACE SHIP

We're literally rolling around in wealth and rubbing it in our faces like some avant-garde Czech film about consumerism.

I have actually done this. Last night, in fact.

August first.

On a more realistic guesstimate we might see 10 dollar steem. I think you confused Eth with Steem.

Even at 10 many I am sure would be quite happy.

Love the loopdy doo graph lol

Where did you learn to produce such accurate and visually stunning graphs? haha good work

I just love your last chart 😁

Great post...Steem is now on the Peak of the Mount Everest..Soon It will pass the moon..Hurry
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A motivating post, an amazing job you have done, you also share it with steemit so that the steemians are motivated and will do something better in the future.
Thank you for sharing information, very useful. Good luck

I really enjoyed this peer-reviewed, fact-based article on a physically tangible piece of real estate. lol

it seems like steem will be growing a lot this year, but 100 dollars?

100 ten thousands. Not even fidget spinners can stop the rise of STEEEM.

hahaha maybe

hahaha I cracked, the graphs killed me. Can I translate this into Spanish and post it?

I'll be linking to the original post.
Resteeming this one anyways.

Yes you may. Kudos for asking, and I wish you luck with the rewards in Spanish. Thanks.

Thank you. You are awesome.

very nice

Thanks. I always upvote your comments.

thaks you too

Welcome to Steemit. I am following. Check out my daughter Ayanna at this link.
Have a great dat. https://steemit.com/language/@crowe/my-daughter-playing-and-speaking-in-hebrew

Cheers. Your daughter is very good at speaking hebrew I reckon. Have a great dat too.

Welcome to Steemit :)
I follow u, follow me back if u want lot of fun and amazing picture every day.

Following you back holmes. Cheers.

entertaining to say the least. I like the loops going parabolic.. I def chuckled from that.

Nothing like a quantum paradox to increase the value of a currency

Hahaha..funny analysis

This will be awesome if it does!!! Figures crossed! Follow me.@delicerance

Following :)

We can hope right?

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I like the chart, but think $100 might be optimistic, I'll go with $99. :)

Here's to hoping would be nice