We don't read the same studies:
https://www.livescience.com/49518-sitting-cancer-heart-risk.html
From my experience less i spend time seated or layed back and do soft exercices more i feel full of energy .
Spend 20 hours a day sleeping isn't a life, dead alive.
This is satire.
If you hit the link to "studies" and "experts" that is obvious. :)
Also I tagged it as satire and mentioned it is satire at the end. ;)
I've read so many fallacy today i felt for it :)