@admyrer we do have charts and graphs and we love our satire and art therapy as well.
Officially the Fountain of Youth is in Florida (just outside St. Augustine) allegedly outside where Ponce De Leon landed. However, in Whoville we do have tons of outdoor strip malls (one for every Who) because as we learned from our mentor Dr. Seuss in Sneeches on Beaches:
Only one bad idea parroted,regurgitated and coopted as an original idea is enough to start a money making pump and dump.
Hope you enjoyed a laugh. Satire is an acquired taste.