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What a space cadet she's turned out to be - that bag was supposed to go into grandmas cakes.

I know, I know. But you know her when she's really going bonkers. Right at this moment she's on the stage, topless next to T(r)iësto and heating and cheering up the audience.
(btw, her pole-dancing act starts in two hours. Don't be late).

lol

Replying on my phone, already there :D