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Francisco doesn't fit the song... You're from Texas and don't know the Pancho song??? Your education has been sadly ignored (To the tune of Celito Lindo)

My name is Pancho, I work on the rancho, I make 3 pesos a day
I go and see Lucy, she gives me some pussy
And takes my 3 Pesos away

Eie Yie yie yie
Si Si Senora
My sister Melinda she pissed out the winda
And ruined my brand new sombrero!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nope, never heard it

Well, my friend, I'm thrilled I was able to add to your education!

and an important addition it is! ;>