New Service Available: Comment Delivery

in #satire6 years ago

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As you know, with hard fork 20 comments have gotten really expensive. Rightly so, who wants to hear your opinion anyway, plus engagement is overrated.

As it currently requires 12.5 steem power per comment, I saw an opportunity to arbitrage this. From now on, you can send me 10 Steem and I will make a comment on your behalf. This is a 16.666666666% discount over the regular price. Unfortunately, due to high demand, this price won't last long. So act now if you want to lead the charts in engagement.

You are responsible for writing the comment, I will only deliver it.

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I won't be able to offer these prices for long, so please act now!

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whahahaha, is this the businessman coming alive in you?

Oh how I wish I could upvote you and still recover from the VP thrashing I just took.

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It's the thought that counts :)

Wow, I'm laughing to rich people jokes. Another achievement completed.

LOL!

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Livin' the rich man's life here!
#ijustwasted10sp

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Hmm, I should have send you 10 STEEM to write that comment..

Damn...I should have thought of this first...

Some get frazzled when shit don't work.. Others see opportunity!

For 6 Steem I can pretend to be a Bot.

I HAVE to upvote this!

Can you please elaborate ? Did not understand how 12.5 steem power is required per comment and how it affects my voting power.

You need 12.5 Steem Power to have enough resource credits to comment.

Well, do you take Groupon?

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lol - I was actually wanting to ask for a coupon (10 comments, 1 for free) :-D

no harm in asking, right?

hahahha

I heard questions are less expensive than statements 🤓🤓🤓 lol

And ad hominem personal attacks are free!

lol - I knew life would make sense again after hf20 :-D

Lmao that is hilarious!!

I'd like to buy a vowel.

LOL. I’d upvote your comment, but I can’t afford it.

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I have U and Y available. None of the good ones are in stock.

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How much for you to power down 50k steem for me

I wish I could. Hopefully, there will be a fix soon.

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Great, I'd like to vote this.

I will take 5 please.

how much do you charge for a bucket of
!popcorn ?

Hey, @themarkymark.

Perhaps a very limited offer indeed, since Steemit Inc is already looking to take your business opportunity away through a 10 X booster patch. Or should that read pack? :)

Figures. You come up with a viable business plan and the man comes along and changes the playing field. Whatchagonnado? :)

As it currently requires 12.5 steem power per comment

What does it means? From were the steem is used up? My account? And comment means comment in other people's post?

No you had to have 12.5 SP powered up to have enough RC to make 1 comment/5 days. Now I can do like 5 with the new patch. So one comment a day with 7.4 SP.

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So true. YAWN.

Woops, this cost me 12.5 STEEM