See, that is exactly why i left the school system. Teachers expect one specific answer and they don't give bonus points for anything else. Abuse of young minds, I say.
Nevertheless, thank you, oh teacher. I shall try to do better next time.
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Student Update
From: The School Board of Infamy and Damnation
Date: There are no dates in the Timeless Void
Topic: Mr. Melkor
Attention all students! Mr. Melkor has been awarded the honor of being the Most Hated and Feared Teacher in The Void. To celebrate this great achievement, the school board has decided to build a gargantuan bronze statue of Mr. Melkor's sinuous body in the pose "Curb Stomping the Bad Student". It shall be displayed in front of the main entrance to Mr. Melkor's School of High Achievement and Blasphemy.
In other news, student Honeydue has been awarded student of the month, and shall receive a free chocolate chip cookie in the school cafeteria as her reward.
Congratulations, sir! The name suits you well. And thank youfor the great honor you have bestowed on me. It shall be the greatest cookie ever tasted.
Psssst... Mr. Melkor will whisper the secret ingredient in the cookie that makes it taste so delicious: the secret ingredient is The Salty Tears of Outraged Social Justice Warriors. Don't tell anyone! I don't want them stealing my recipe.
And what a great taste it is! Worry not, your secret is safe with me.