Good Heavens and the Many Headed Serpent! What is this!
Quick, fetch Heracles, he knows how to slay many-headed Diphallic Terata!
What you do is after you cut off the head, you use a "firebrand to scorch the neck stumps after each decapitation".
That way the Dick Hydra will not grow any more heads.
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