Hello Steemians! I'm Battlr. You may know me from my Chemistry Episodes that I have created. For those who have helped it evolve to what it is now, thank you so much! For the people who I haven't met yet -- Welcome! I have a passion for chemistry and have set a goal to create consistent and original content that can help steemians with chemistry topics!
I have been overwhelmed by the community here. The steemSTEM community in particular (Shoutout to @suesa !) has been such a welcome home for my chemistry related posts. As a way to say thank you for my first follower milestone, I am holding a chemistry related giveaway!
I am a huge proponent of original content, so I am searching for the user that can tell me the best and most original chemistry related joke! The winner will receive 5 STEEM for making me laugh. The winner will be chosen in two days at 9pm pacific time.
Lets prove to the rest of Steemit that scientists can be not only the smartest people but the funniest as well!
Good luck and keep on SCIENCING!
Are offensive chemistry jokes OK?
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon?
Because you are AuTiSTiC
I have to be comoletely honest. This one made me laugh the hardest. You win!
That's awesome! I was afraid I wouldn't get a good reaction. ThNKYOU
Holy moly I feel bad for laughing as hard as I did.
Look at you growing up so quickly in followers here.. Good content attracts good following. Well done my friend.
I couldnt have done it without you buddy. Thank you for turning me on to this amazing community and inspiring the previously untapped creative side of Battlr. Luh you bud<3
Congratulations! Glad I could help you have a good start :)
And I don't really have a joke, more a bad pick up line:
Hey baby, are you fluoride? Because damn, you're negative.
LOL This one is great because you have to understand the properties of flourine to get it! I love it!
Thank you it took me 10 minutes to make it up :P
Congratulations! You are more and more growing in terms of followers ;)
I don't know any chemistry joke, but I know physics jokes: What does a quantum duck say? Quark quark!
Ahahaha! I love this one!
And thank you! I am happy to be doing this. Y'all make it so much fun.
What did the sub-atomic particle say to the anti-matter?
Nothing, he was gone in a flash!
Ooooooooooooh I like this one!
K...(Potassium Joke)
THIS IS A GOOD START LOL
P.S. Congrats, keep it up :)
Aha!! This one always gets me!
Iam coming to be new your follower @battlr thanks
Awesome! I am glad to have you!
Congratulations, you are very good, regards