yup...beneath the crust the moon is made of cheese. Everyone knows that and it was confirmed. The international cartel of cheese manufactures succesfully lobbied against a return mission in fear of the competition of lunar cheese.
in other news..:
The 1883 eruption of Krakatoa the Dutch East Indies (now Indonesia) began in the afternoon ... In the years before the 1883 eruption, seismic activity around the Krakatoa volcano was intense, with earthquakes felt as .... These air waves circled the globe several times and were still detectable on barographs five days later.
OK... now... Show me an earthquake lasting 3 hours.
read the article. the siesmic waves circle the earth several times...or...one could say..."the earth rang like a bell'.
New Madrid EarthQuake , began December 16, 1811, 0815 UTC (2:15 a.m.); lasted until February 7, 1812, 0945 UTC (3:45 a.m.);
From December 16, 1811 through March of 1812 there were over 2,000 earthquakes in the central Midwest, and between 6,000-10,000 earthquakes in the Bootheel of Missouri where New Madrid is located near the junction of the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers.