You just haven't explored the wonders of spiders enough, otherwise you would LOVE them. I've written extensively about them =D
Including spiders that fish, spiders that live 100% of their lives underwater, intelligent spiders, jumping, mimicking, rainbow coloured and more!
Now i'm going to reverse your comfort by pointing out that this is, somehow, an actual spider:
https://steemit.com/science/@mobbs/vegetarian-and-pescetarian-spiders-yep