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But the mass does not increase because of energy applied to boobies

Not energy alone. But his original contention, I think, in all his rambling, was that as the boobies approach light speed they would follow Einstein's equations.

Now I am a physics major and a medical doctor. I am sure you have great qualifications. I find it interesting that we are talking about boobies in space reaching the speed of light ( exact value still not known) and theory of relativity. A theory that may or may not hold true at that speed.

Agreed, it's a ridiculous discussion, with no scientific significance. Just fun to say boobies and Einstein in the same sentence.

So flying through space at increasing velocity can make saggy BOOBIES a little more firm?