How can there be hope for humanity when this is what we are up against?

Anyone who is a scientist has probably come across these people online in the last few years - yes, you know it, they lurk out there waiting for the meerest mention of the code words: "flat earth". It's like the bat signal for their madness, their contrarian insanity, their permanent lapse of reason because, you know, being illogical makes them feel "special".

I've only one thing to say...

Help me Obi Wan, you're our only hope!