And these people are in charge!
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Me: ✉️ Afternoon, Dave, the following products are due to expire. Can you let me know how many years you wish to renew for?
ESET PROTECT Essential On-Prem 7 Users for 1 Year @ £174.30p + vat
ESET PROTECT Essential On-Prem 7 Users for 2 years @ £313.60p + vat
ESET PROTECT Essential On-Prem 7 Users for 3 years @ £470.40p + vat
Dave: ✉️ Can you tell me what this is for?
Me: ✉️ It's your Anti-virus protection. We just need to know how many years you wish to renew for?
Dave: ✉️ How many do we have?
Me: ✉️ It tells you in the original email, seven.
Dave: ✉️ OK, seven should be fine.
Me: ✉️ How many years do you want to renew for?
Me: ✉️ Three, the same as we did last time.
WTF? Shoot me! Shoot me now!
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My actual name is Pete. Here is why I have the username dickturpin.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
I love to see someone who enjoys their job. Mine is mostly to keep machines happy rather than people.
!PIZZA
It's an example of yet another person I'm communicating with who I might just as well be talking to a brick wall. 😉
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