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Me: "Can you create an account and invoice this IT company for £10.00, please?"
Accounts: "They [The actual customer] pay quarterly."
Me: "I know the customer pays quarterly; the problem is they are due for renewal on 31/1/24; if you issue a quarterly invoice, that's £30, which then puts it out of sync with the main invoice, plus I have this horrid feeling in my water that they will cancel in January and this new IT company will provide their own cloud backup service instead of ours which then means you'll need to credit £20."
Accounts: "Hmm? It's probably best I just invoice for £10 then?"
No shit Sherlock!
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