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Yeah, seventeen sounds right. I used to have his phone number, but I literally switched phones and cleared the history on the old one three days ago! What are the odds?

It's all part of the conspiracy - I think an aluminum foil hat will protect your decision making process in future. lol ;)

You could see the aluminum foil under my black stocking hat? Yeah, I have my reasons, but I was just going to play it off as "my new look."

Oh, I had no idea you were so far advanced! I was just making a suggestion but I see now I am dealing with a pro. :)