The extensive "How to be cool" guide

in #self7 years ago (edited)

1) Dress in only the most designer of fashion.
2) Use only the freshest and dopest of current slang...yo.
3) Always go with the flow, and never dare to be yourself, that's for losers.
4) When in doubt, copy what a cool person is doing.
5) Don't use your judgement, cool people have already decided everything.
6) Always go with the dankest of memes...duh...
7) Don't make lists, only nerds and dorks make lists.
8) This is not a list, it is cool-ass words with numbers in front of them.
9) It never hurts to walk like you are smuggling contraband items in your pants, if you are walking "normal" you are not cool.
10) Completely disregard this bullshit list.

Wanna know how to really be cool? Treat people with respect.

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Was about to say a bit dated but amirl just shut ya down Vicious (good use of the other tags though ^^)

If u mean that my slang was dated, well ya, of course it was. That was the key element of the joke.

Ya I got the joke I just liked how the reply was BS short and simple ha-ha Respect indeed but a good roast now and then can be fun ^_^.

A toast, to a good roast.

Definitely ha-ha Cheers

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