Alright - this thing you mention about it not being out there...
I never considered using that approach.. I should try that! What I saw is in this title was an anti-climax that leaves the person asking where this headline is leading to - that makes him or her click to find out. One normally hears a street or market after hearing the words hustle and bustle, but you surprise us with this cemetery.
Then I'm thinking, this sweet person I saw a few hours ago, has some courage to walk passed a cemetery in the dark LOL